nicky boom boom above the rim
nick and i used to play basketball all the time when he lived on beechmont street. this was every point of every game- i'd be guarding him, he'd bounce the ball between my legs, take a layup and make a basket. every god-damn point. later i was on the first baptist church basketball team, but for no good reason. i still didn't like basketball, and i didn't even go to that church (although it was down the street from me (but we didn't practice there)). now, people constantly ask me if i play basketball. I'm 6'6". i don't play basketball. i can't play basketball. if that makes you upset (and for many, it does), be upset. just leave me the hell alone.